i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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