Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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