my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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