My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
MIDGETS
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We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize
