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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!

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  Well, there goes breastfeeding.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes

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  I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important

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  Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?

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• (714): View more from California

  But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Your shit was massive.

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  I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.

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  If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!

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