508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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