anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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