Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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