I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Randomize
