i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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