I hate your face
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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