what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I yelled at your uterus for you.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
