Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm really into asian looking animals
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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