she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
