well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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