i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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