Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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