Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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