Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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