perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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