with your own penis?
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
