no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Someone signed my nipple.
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