just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
