Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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