So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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