I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
