I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
where am i from again
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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