Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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