we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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