Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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