what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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