I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I fill condoms, not promises.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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