Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
someone owes me an orgasm
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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