Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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