I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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