So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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