i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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