she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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