For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Green mimosas i think yes
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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