We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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