there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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