At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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