fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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