We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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