My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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