I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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