That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
