Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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