my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
