Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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