what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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